Now we will be hearing expert testimony from: ...

Angelina Jolie?


Yes, that's right. Not fucking making this up.

Congresswoman Thelma Drake (R-VA) wants Angelina Jolie to testify IN FAVOR of the war in Iraq.
She wants to call upon her to praise the effectiveness of the "surge"

"Ms. Jolie's experience as a U.N. goodwill ambassador has given her the opportunity to travel to Iraq, speak with our military leadership and gain a ground-view understanding of how our long-term strategic objectives in Iraq and the region are met," Drake said.

Wow. She's not just an expert in being hot, i guess.